Best jokes of the week:
Why did the Higgs boson go into the church?
There could be no mass without it.
What did the Higgs boson say to the philosopher?
I am therefore you think.
So there we are.
Looks like there's some kind of field of fields that's everywhere present and supports and sustains everything and without which...
Hang on; isn't this where we came in?
At the very least, it gives weight to some of our ideas about reality.